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HELP!
I walked through the wildwood and what did i see
But a unicorn with his horn stuck in a tree,
Crying, "someone please help me before it's too late."
I hollered, "I'll free you." he hollered back, "wait,
How much will it hurt? How long will it take?
Are you sure that my horn will not scratch, bend, or break?
How hard will you pull? How much must i pay?
Must you do it right now or is wednesday okay?
Have you done this before? Do you have the right tools?
Have you graduated from horn-saving school?
Will I owe you a favor? And what will it be?
Do you promise that you will not damage the tree?
Should I close my eyes? Should I sit down or stand?
Do you have insurance? Have you washed your hands?
And after you free me-tell me what then?
Can you guarantee I won't get stuck again?
Tell me when. Tell me how. Tell me why. Tell me where..."
I guess that he's still sitting there.
Don't wait until you're stuck. Take care of your, and your family's health today. Eat a healthy diet, make an effort to exercise and have your spine checked for subluxations that interfere with the function of your nervous system.
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